Here’s the scene: John and I are at one of our favorite restaurants, a dim-sum place. A popular drink here is a lime squash, which is basically lime juice, sugar, and club soda. We ordered two lime squashes and they brought us two lemon squashes. The whole conversation was in Indonesian, by the way.
Hillary: We ordered lime squashes.
Waitress: Yes, lime squash.
Hill: This is lemon, not lime.
Waitress: Lemon?
Hill: Yes, this is lemon. We ordered lime.
Waitress: Yes, lime squash.
Hill: But this is not lime, this is lemon. Lime is green, lemon is yellow. (Pointing to the lemon slice in the drink) This is lemon. We ordered lime.
Waitress: Lemon squash?
Hill: No, see here on the menu? (Pointing) We ordered lime squash. See? Lime squash.
(She brings over another waitress and we go through the charade again.)
Lemon. Lime. Lemon. Lime etc.
(She finally brings a manager over. He is holding a lemon.)
Manager: This is a lemon.
Hill: Yes.
Manager: Different than lime, yes?
Hill: Yes.
Manager: We are out of limes!
Hill: Oh, I see. Thank you.
Only in Indonesia would it take 20 minutes to get to that point!