Who has the key?

In East Java, a local government recently passed a law that requires Indonesian masseuses to have a lock on their pants, so that the client knows there's no funny business going on. What I find humorous is that they can also wear locking skirts. I'm sure this law will be very effective.

I want to know what the girls do when they need to go to the bathroom though.

Quiz

Question: What do you do when your 4 year-old boy has to go to the bathroom in the middle of a crowded mall?

Answer: Easy. Have the nanny pull down his pants, pull out an empty 7-Up bottle and let him do his business.